Der Wieners, and, How to Play With Them.

Well, my friends, ifsch there’s one thing Vladimir Kornikinrok likes, its wieners! And, my favorite wieners are Oscar Mayer’s! The fine people at Oscarz tell us how to eat wieners, how to play with wieners, and, perhazps mostisch impotantly, how to blow on wieners. As it says, even if’n you do not have der Wienerwhistle, you can “grab your wienerwhistle and learn to toot,” by playing with your online interactive wienerwhistle.

Dees good, no?

Don’t forget, you can play wiener pong with the computer, and evzen cruise out on der wiener patrol! Eets fun. Just good fun. Good times.