Eedioms

Dees person at Waste askisch very good question. What is a druther, anyways? (And, how do I get more of them, cheaper ones, brush my teeth wid them, and so furth). But why waste time on such tings, when there are morre important things to worry about.?

For the instance, why does somebody do something only with ‘one fell swoop’? Why not two swoops? Why must it be ‘fell’? I am smart logics guy, and even I don’t understand such things. (It must be my sticking to my C.I. Lewis over that Kripke fellow, who couldn’t a find his posterior with either foot!)

Also, why is it always that one findsc that ‘nooks and crannies’ are in same locution (with the exception of a breakfast nook)? Have you ever sat in your dinner cranny? Whatis thslsk difference between a nook what and a cranny?
And, why would anybody like to kill two bird with a stone? Birds are nice. They go ‘twweet’ and make poopy on BMW’s. Stupid birds…