Vladimir's Logic Nook and Friend's Place

Eedioms

vladimirkornikinrok — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:27:14 +0000

Dees person at Waste askisch very good question. What is a druther, anyways? (And, how do I get more of them, cheaper ones, brush my teeth wid them, and so furth). But why waste time on such tings, when there are morre important things to worry about.?

For the instance, why does somebody do something only with ‘one fell swoop’? Why not two swoops? Why must it be ‘fell’? I am smart logics guy, and even I don’t understand such things. (It must be my sticking to my C.I. Lewis over that Kripke fellow, who couldn’t a find his posterior with either foot!)

Also, why is it always that one findsc that ‘nooks and crannies’ are in same locution (with the exception of a breakfast nook)? Have you ever sat in your dinner cranny? Whatis thslsk difference between a nook what and a cranny?
And, why would anybody like to kill two bird with a stone? Birds are nice. They go ‘twweet’ and make poopy on BMW’s. Stupid birds…

Der Wieners, and, How to Play With Them.

vladimirkornikinrok — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 13:52:39 +0000

Well, my friends, ifsch there’s one thing Vladimir Kornikinrok likes, its wieners! And, my favorite wieners are Oscar Mayer’s! The fine people at Oscarz tell us how to eat wieners, how to play with wieners, and, perhazps mostisch impotantly, how to blow on wieners. As it says, even if’n you do not have der Wienerwhistle, you can “grab your wienerwhistle and learn to toot,” by playing with your online interactive wienerwhistle.

Dees good, no?

Don’t forget, you can play wiener pong with the computer, and evzen cruise out on der wiener patrol! Eets fun. Just good fun. Good times.

New Snappy Picture

vladimirkornikinrok — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 13:12:57 +0000

Hello, my friends! My, long time has it been since I have posted. I have been very busy, what with all the logics to do. Some of my many fans requested photo. Well, here is photo. The first is of me, outside the Gaardenlengalungenshchischen in Vienna:

Dees next one, is when I met famous youngish logicsenmaiden outside hard rock core metal club in Pvywllwvern, Wales. She is very pretty, no? Nice girl.

I hope more material will soon be here. I might recruit some confederates from the Kornikinrok legion quite soon, eh? Okay, back to logic and borscht.

Post my first!

vladimirkornikinrok — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 13:12:12 +0000

Hello friends. I am named Vladimir Kornikinrok. I like logic, and hold my PhD in Logikslisch from Kracow Polytechnic. I like to have lots of fun with logic, and all my friends. My main hobby, besides logic, which I like very much, is writing to politicians, and emailing my complaints and very important opinions to people. I am a very smart logician, with an IQ that is most likely very higher than yours. I am glad you looked in, and hope you stop by again when more posts i have up.